Вот такие письма рассылаются в арабском подразделении одной крупной телекоммуникационной компании:
Dear all,
****** is incurring very high toilet paper cost especially within the Gentleman restrooms. Let us all please monitor what we eat and when we go to the restroom. The Dubai employees are the biggest cost producers per HC in *** globally (followed by Saudi Arabia and Japan) (Bay 2 is the worst / all other Bays are not much better), and we are number eight in total toilet paper cost globally.
Therefore:
- Think before you eat junk food.
- Do your restroom visit in the early morning or late evening at home (to make full usage of your living allowance)
- Do not spend more than one visit to the restroom per day (we will fix a toilet paper automatic dispenser with an fix length allocation per user).
Your quota of toilet paper will be placed on your desk on weekly basis alongwith your mail
- Ask HR for help where required.
- Use old newspapers or cloth
- If all the above fail then we will discontinue giving toilet paper as that is not within the Company’s obligations
If you have any ways of saving our toilet paper cost, suggestions are welcome.
Thank you for your support.
Kind Regards
******
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