Первый:

An Arabian guy at the airport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.

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И второй, прекрасный:

An Israeli is going through customs at JFK. The customs officer asks,
"Occupation?" and the Israeli says, "no, I'm just visiting."