Where the nerds get married.
Your roommates think you are weird?
42.
Got Slurm?
Fluent in javascript as well as Klingon.
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Know all four laws of robotics?
You are not alone.
Ever met a hobbit?
What’s Chewbacca’s last name?
Flying lessons: SWKT roof, 2 am.
Probability of getting a date this week below 5%?
Friday night WoW.
You call your dad “Master Chief”?
You read?
We sell cheap dragon blood.
Your apartment complex does not allow pet dragons?
Everything you wanted to know about Ewok mating habits.
Trading INT for CHA?

NEW:
Cthulhu fhtagn.
Got stood up? 250 experience points.
Kobolds. It's what for dinner.

Тенденция ясна? Сочиняем еще

Upd:
Так, видимо пояснения необходимы.
Смотрим сюда:
http://xirax.net/quark/Image1.jpg
Что видим? Правильно, флайер/объяву. Целевая аудитория -- ботаны, типа: компьютерщики, ролевики, т.п.. Сверху видим лого и слоган. Так вот, слоган на каждом флайере разный.