-Want a sausage?

-Naw, I don't eat pork.

-Are you Jewish?

-I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.

-Why not?

-They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

-Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.

-A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

-How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.

-I don't eat dog either.

-Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

-I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty.
But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way.

-So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?

-We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig.
It'd have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.